Streets of Fire

Some things written by Jeff Kelley, a man in Richmond, Va. He likes aircraft carriers but doesn't really know the intricacies of them (weight, length, etc.)

“UR MOM”

After years of figuring that such a thing was out in the city somewhere, I finally saw it today, two blocks from our house: the completely unironic license plate “UR MOM,” held - apparently - by the mother of a University of Richmond student. Also serving as an insult to every single person who drives or rides behind her, including me. I couldn’t move fast enough to get the picture. So I’ll just hold onto the memory forever. Man, what a moment.

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