Streets of Fire

dailyseinfeld:

Laura: Uh, oh. That couple is breaking up.
George: They’re breaking up? How do you know?
Jerry: She reads lips.
George: What are they saying now?
Laura: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
George: (Holding his drink up to his mouth) Oh my gosh, I just had a great idea. She could come to the party tomorrow and read Gwen’s lips for me.
Jerry: (Puts his hand over his mouth) What?
George: (Puts nuts into his mouth, and in the process covers his mouth) We bring her to the party, and she can tell me what Gwen is saying about me.
Jerry: (Holds his drink up to his mouth) She’s not a novelty act, George. Where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvas.
George: (Puts his hands on his face, rubbing his eyes) Look. It’s a skill, just like juggling. She probably enjoys showing it off.
Jerry: (Puts his napkin over his mouth) I don’t know George. I’m not sure about this.
George: (Puts his arms in the air, stretching, and covers his mouth with an arm) Could you ask her, just ask her. If she says no, case closed.
Jerry: (Puts his hand on his chin over his mouth) All right.
Jerry: Uh Laura, George was wondering if…
Laura: Sure. I’ll do it.

(via The Lip Reader)

I generally don’t use the reblog feature, but this is my all-time favorite scene from Seinfeld, and one that continues to take me to the edge of choking to death from laughing. Clip here.

(via dailyseinfeld)