Streets of Fire

Some things written by Jeff Kelley, a man in Richmond, Va. He likes aircraft carriers but doesn't really know the intricacies of them (weight, length, etc.)
This dumpster (a generecized trademark, as Dumpster is a brand name) is in our driveway. Note the pricing: $79 to rent, $179 to dump it. Essentially $258.

Out of pure spite I want to rent a crane, load this baby onto a trailer, haul it to a landfill, and dump it myself. Doing so will definitely cost more than $179, but in the end will be worth it when I drop this empty steel container onto the dumpster company’s front yard, knowing I was the first person ever to pay them only $79. “Dumped it myself, thanks,” I’ll shout at them, then spend the next six years getting out of debt for a crane rental.

This dumpster (a generecized trademark, as Dumpster is a brand name) is in our driveway. Note the pricing: $79 to rent, $179 to dump it. Essentially $258.

Out of pure spite I want to rent a crane, load this baby onto a trailer, haul it to a landfill, and dump it myself. Doing so will definitely cost more than $179, but in the end will be worth it when I drop this empty steel container onto the dumpster company’s front yard, knowing I was the first person ever to pay them only $79. “Dumped it myself, thanks,” I’ll shout at them, then spend the next six years getting out of debt for a crane rental.

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