Streets of Fire

Some things written by Jeff Kelley, a man in Richmond, Va. He likes aircraft carriers but doesn't really know the intricacies of them (weight, length, etc.)
Thoughts about one of the better and probably goriest (like blood and guts literally frigging everywhere) movies I’ve ever seen. Spoiler alert: some of the cars featured in the film have them. I’d always wondered what the chick in Mad Men with the large breasts would look like if her head was blown apart by a shotgun, and I finally got my answer in this movie. “Wow, I’m no expert, but that is truly a large amount of blood.” Did you know it is possible to stomp through a guy’s head?  “I could totally drive like that. And totally have before, is what I meant.” Like clear through a dude’s head. No shit. I would like to see The Notebook remade but with Ryan Gosling in his Drive character, his face covered in blood and guts for a solid majority of the film. “So that’s the sound a claw hammer makes against a row of teeth.” Need to start utilizing the emergency brake more, most notably in non-emergency situations such as when I go to pick up bread and milk. “I own the same jeans. God we are so much alike.”

Thoughts about one of the better and probably goriest (like blood and guts literally frigging everywhere) movies I’ve ever seen.

Spoiler alert: some of the cars featured in the film have them.

I’d always wondered what the chick in Mad Men with the large breasts would look like if her head was blown apart by a shotgun, and I finally got my answer in this movie.

“Wow, I’m no expert, but that is truly a large amount of blood.”

Did you know it is possible to stomp through a guy’s head? 

“I could totally drive like that. And totally have before, is what I meant.”

Like clear through a dude’s head. No shit.

I would like to see The Notebook remade but with Ryan Gosling in his Drive character, his face covered in blood and guts for a solid majority of the film.

“So that’s the sound a claw hammer makes against a row of teeth.”

Need to start utilizing the emergency brake more, most notably in non-emergency situations such as when I go to pick up bread and milk.

“I own the same jeans. God we are so much alike.”

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