June 2010
22 posts
Spot The Autocorrect
Email I just sent:
Hey [name],
Thanks for the note, hope you’re doing well. I’m on vacation next week, but let’s grab a coffee the week after if you’re aroused.
Jeff
I Call Her
Her: "Hey, can we talk at 10:30 when The Hills is over?"
Me: "Yeah that's totally cool, actually I want to play my [video] game right now and then watch some Netflix, so let's just text later or talk tomorrow on Gchat?"
Her: "Okay perfect, love you!"
Me: "Love you too! Night!"
cloudya asked: I dreamt we were in high school. Which is weird, because I associate you with pork tenderloins, not fifth period.
So, if you had a chance to do high school all over again, would you?
So, if you had a chance to do high school all over again, would you?
...
Her: "Do I look pretty?"
Me: "Yeah, you look hot."
Her: "I don't want to look hot, I want to look pretty."
Me: "Is there a difference?"
Her: [Says a lot of things, explaining the differences among hot, cute, and pretty; I dunno I was trying to watch The Hills]
5/29/2004, 10:17 AM
On May 29, 2004, just after 10 o’clock in the morning, I gave my college’s commencement speech. Here’s was its title:
“Always Hide The Beer Cans From The Police And Other Super Important Things You Learn At School”
It was the crowning achievement of my life thus far, and I honestly have no problem agreeing with professors and staff and others in attendance...
