If there’s one thing I hate, it’s corny or attention-seeking status updates.  And look, I fully support our troops and we are indebted to their service.

However.

Check out this status update from a college acquaintence.

Praying for our President as he makes his announcement knowing that I am here to answer those orders so my loved ones at home may live free

Coming from a member of our military, that seems pretty neat, right?

Can I change your mind?

HE’S A NAVY DENTIST.

…Who has to serve for a few years so the Navy will pay for his lessons on how to give people a root canal. Now, sure, giving America his time is honorable and all, but I don’t even think he’s even issued a gun.

Good morning, Richmond.

I stared at a screen for 98.2 percent of my day, up from the average 83.3 percent. That takes a toll on the body, but thankfully there’s booze, which I guess also takes a toll on the body.

I’m also watching TV, which sort of counts as a screen, but whatever just shutup.

The literal video of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”  These videos by Dust Films are, I think, some of the funniest things going around.

Like you, I have no idea what I am doing. Let’s have no idea what we are doing together.

Find me at jeff.g.kelley@googlewave.com. If you can find people on Google Wave using those addresses. I have no idea.

The note I left on the door to my apartment complex. Normally I’d sign my name to it, but I went anonymous because we’re not really supposed to post things in the building, and I’m not trying to start a personal war. It was one of the more disgusting things that’s EVER happened to me.

Olive at the dog park. The moon is out too. Serves as nothing but a mean reminder of how we don’t have two moons because that’d be so cool.

My sister, @darcikelley. We are hanging out at my place this evening because she’s in town for college break. Darci doesn’t really mean what her finger is doing (saying “F you”) she’s actually very nice most of the time.

Not much has changed since the last photo I posted more than two hours ago except for the fact that I’ve moved on to whiskey sours so really it’s all downhill from here.

Beer and video games on a Thursday. So glad I’m not Canadian. Though I guess they get their own Thanksgiving Day too, on a day when we work.

But I bet they stole our idea.